Hi, my name is Alli. I reject your reality and substitute my own. Twenty-one. NYC. Writer. Music enthusiast.Studying to join a dying profession. I constantly get stuck in things, stuck to things, stuck under, and stuck behind things. Everything important I know I learned from sitcoms. I ramble about all sorts of bullshit. Take what you want seriously
Bj’s famous Pizookie.
Red Velvet, Chocolate Chip, Oreo, and White Chocolate Macadamia.
So I was watching Brad’s tiny bit in iHire an Idiot. And a thought occurred to me; why on earth did he bring fudge with him to an interview about possible being their intern?
Then I realized that their in universe fans are probably well aware of how much Sam loves food.
Therefore! The reason Brad brought the fudge with him is because he had a massive crush on Sam. He’s just good at hiding it.
Your argument is invalid.
…DUDE I LOVE THIS. Plus uh who wouldn’t have a crush on Sam? She is fucking GORGEOUS. I don’t think it’s farfetched that he’d show up hoping to impress her with his fudge-making skills a little.
I’m going to take this as an opportunity to go on a wee iCarly tangent. So sometimes I wonder if, in the universe of the show, Sam isn’t supposed to be as attractive as Jennette is. Because, objectively, the girl is absolutely stunning. But no one ever seems to be into Sam. Is Sam not good looking in their universe?
Everyone is always into Carly and Carly is always prettiest and best and all the boys love her etc etc etc. Is this because Sam doesn’t flirt, or is she truly not as pretty as Carly?
secret: I think Sam is prettier than Carly.
WEIRD TANGENT SORRY CONTINUE ON WITH THE STEALTH BRELANIE SHIPPING.
this is a call to arms to live and love and sleep together
Posted 16 hours ago, with 1 note
why does no one on glee ever duck?
seriously, i saw that slushie coming and i was barely paying attention. if i were santana, i would duck, knock sebastian over, step on his balls and drag my foot.
but that’s just me.
Posted 16 hours ago
Rob on Breaking Dawn Part 1
Kristen is stressing out, look.
He’s so professional.
“Look at those clear skies, buddy! Should be some smooth flying.”
This is clearly more of a “Did I leave the oven on?” face.
DID I FEED MY NEOPET?
“Aha, I put the cereal in the fridge. Silly m… THE MILK!”
Did I leave the gas on?!
Did I forget to set up my DVDR?! MY SHOWS!
OH GOD, I LEFT MY STRAIGHTENERS ON.
OMG DID I LOCK THE DOOR?
It’s my dear auntie’s funeral tomorrow - OMG THEN I’M GONNA MISS THE EXTREME KNITTING CHAMPIONSHIP.
My idol.John Green: GAY is NOT an INSULT (x)
