January 2012
i literally just snorted looking at jackie's...
Jan 1st
savylessthanthree: my new years resolution is: oh wait. i don’t make them.  yup.
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OUSAFOAUSDFASDA
I GOT A TUITION WAIVER FOR NEXT SEMESTER!!! My internship offers three tuition waivers per semester, based on your GPA and how early you apply for the internship, and I was tied for first to apply and my GPA is a 3.5 and I AM LITERALLY PAYING THE SCHOOL TWELVE DOLLARS FOR FIFTEEN CREDITS. (never mind my $600/month rent plus utilities etc)
Jan 1st
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savylessthanthree replied to your post: my take on the “carly cares about me and will be gentle blah blah blah” bullshit. hey i actually watched this episode tonight at my sister’s. i know what you’re talking about! omg savy it was marvelous
Jan 1st
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my take on the "carly cares about me and will be...
Freddie knows Sam cares. They put off breaking up to exchange kisses and “I love yous” in an elevator because they matter to each other. It’s not that Sam doesn’t care. It’s that Sam isn’t gentle. Ever. Even when she’s tender, she’s not gentle. She’s wild. She’s passionate. She’s unbridled intensity. And that, after all, is why...
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“Careful Sam, those are sharp”
– Careful Freddie, your feelings are showing (via nerdoutloud)
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Sam and Freddie still think the break up was...
They’re both trying to hide their feelings, because they both think the other wanted the break up.  just wait till they realize neither one of them wanted it. 
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flute88 replied to your post: i love being excited about iCarly again This really was a fantastic episode. And that ending… omg. Most epic ending ever. Go Mrs. Benson. She is badass and I think she and Sam will get along just fine someday. ;D And MAN I forgot how much fun overanalyzing was. DUDE, I KNOW. All I could think about was their family at Thanksgiving and Christmas and New Years and how...
Jan 1st
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i love being excited about iCarly again
I haven’t felt this in a really, really long time. The happiness. The anticipation. The flailing. Dissecting all the moments to find any and all nuances of my ship. It was so great to have that again.  I think the last time I was excited was during iLost My Mind. Of course, I was curious after that, and I wanted to see what happened, but I had this little knot of dreadful knowing in my...
Jan 1st
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this episode was absolutely wonderful. i am so, so happy. this was great. yay. A-, DSchneider. Of course, I am super critical, and the only A would have come from a Sam/Freddie kiss. OBVSKIES. WHAT. I MEAN, IF THERE WAS MORE GIBBY. no, i meant if sam and freddie kissed, but I WISH I HADN’T. 
Jan 1st
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OKAY, SAMANTHA PUCKETT AND MARISSA BENSON FOR ALL THE THINGS! also, freddie protected sam. SIIIIGH. 
Jan 1st
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SAMANTHA PUCKETT FOR ALL THE THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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that is so seddie. SO SEDDIE THAT WAS NOT CREDDIE OH MY GOD SAM DUMPED HIM OFF THE COUCH BECAUSE SHE WAS HAVING ~FEELINGS THIS EPISODE IS GREAT
Jan 1st
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katrinabadina replied to your post: flute88 replied to your post: oh hey this iCarly… I had zero expectations but it’s actually really funny! I just choked I laughed so hard. Lets just pretend that like, 3/4 of last season never happened? THIS is the iCarly I love. 
Jan 1st
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Spencer: I'M STUCK ON A WHEEL!
Gibby: I'M STUCK IN A CHIMNEY!
Spencer: WHEEEEEEL!
Gibby: CHIMNEEEEEEEY!
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flute88 replied to your post: oh hey this iCarly episode is pretty good I kind of love this episode. its real good, isn’t it? i can’t stop laughing and i’m seriously interested in the plotline. also, dissecting everything for seddie moments.
Jan 1st
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kidenagain replied to your post: kidenagain replied to your post: oh hey this… JENNETTE IS BEING GORGEOUS? THAT IS SUPER RARE. I ALMOST DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT TO IT.  oh wait yes i do. attracted.
Jan 1st
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kidenagain replied to your post: oh hey this iCarly episode is pretty good now i’m bummed i’m not watching. the internet will have it soon. SAM AND FREDDIE ARE STANDING CLOSE TO EACH OTHER AND JENNETTE IS DOING THAT THING WHERE SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS.
Jan 1st
oh hey this iCarly episode is pretty good
what is going on here? this is such a new feeling.
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prosecco and cheesecake with the family.
finished my moms glass of wine and my dad offered me a straw. cheesecake o’clock. 
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addendum re: drinking with the parents
Dad: You need to eat.
Me: I had a bagel!
Dad: What have you done for me lately?
Me: I had a bagel!
Dad: You need to have more in your tummy.
Me: Y'know, drinking is so much more fun without my parents.
Dec 31st
Dad: When do you want to start drinking?
Me (automatically): Now.
Dad: Works for me.
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i may or may not have circled the kitchen around the banana bread, humming the song from jaws. soon, banana bread. soon. 
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kidenagain: duelingbanjos replied to your post: yes, it’s 3:24 in the afternoon.  yes, i’m already… i stopped taking percocet just in time to drink for new years. bro fist, broski. bro fist. are we going to have drunk tumblr times today?   i think that would be most excellent.  #brohammad alli jackie, why are your tags always flawless, tho?
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my dad made banana bread and it smells heavenly...
BAM. HOW IS THAT DUO OF ADJECTIVES?! odd couple,  ba na na na na!
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kidenagain: duelingbanjos: kidenagain: duelingbanjos replied to your post: unitedstatesoftony replied to your post: reading… i always imagine little dinosaur puck popping up out of the bottom of the frame and waggling his eyebrows every time i see this gif. Jackie, what.  you know you like it.
Dec 31st
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Alli: in ur askbox, making unreasonable demands. Allisaurus rex approves this post.
Dec 31st
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kidenagain: duelingbanjos replied to your post: unitedstatesoftony replied to your post: reading… i always imagine little dinosaur puck popping up out of the bottom of the frame and waggling his eyebrows every time i see this gif. Jackie, what. 
Dec 31st
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The theme song to The Big Bang Theory
OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE was jfdksfjkdjkflkjdsajklfl;kjsda (in a hot, dense state)
and fourteen million years ago jsfakldjaklfkjdfjkladf;jkldfas (expansion started - wait)
fjdjkasjkfljdfkjdfkjdfskljfsdlkj;fsd (the earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool)
ajfdkjdlkjfdslkjfdslkjdsfalkj;fds (neanderthals developed tools)
fdjkakjlasdklj; (we built a wall) WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS
math, science, history
unraveling the mystery
that all started with a big bang
HEEEEEY
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kidenagain replied to your post: as of now, my new years plans involve having a… these are also my plans, but with my aunt, not with your parents that would be weird. i’m sure you’d be more than welcome. warning: my parents fall asleep at like, 10:00, so yeah. not much of a party. cut to alli on the couch sans pants drinking prosecco straight from the bottle.
Dec 31st
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as of now, my new years plans involve having a super classy new years party at home. with my parents. just the three of us.  classy jammies only. no footies with a butt flap allowed.
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when i feel bad about my life i eat lots of almond M&Ms and watch the crazy people on say yes to the dress and all of a sudden i feel better. 
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