it's about taking a fall
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
July 2011
June 2011
When people my age talk about how much they love having sex..
and i’m sitting there like…
I speak the truth. I am the superhero of words. Sentences are my weapons. I’ll fuck you up with my oral armor.
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“Be smart enough to know when you’re in love with something and it doesn’t fit.”
—My Journalism II professor
100 facts
90. When I was younger I wanted to be an actress. I tried out for Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School twice. I made it to the second round of auditions and was cut. I think it was my awful bad crying the second time that did it.
I’m so glad I sucked at acting. I can’t imagine my life if I pursued it instead of writing.
Reposting something from two years ago because it's fucking hilarious
- Kid in my Journalism II class: So if he's a meteorologist, does he get a title like a professor or something?
- Professor: He's a meteorologist
- Kid: Yeah, but does he get a title like a professor or something?
- Professor: No. He's a meteorologist. And if I see meteorologist capitalized...
- Kid: What if it's at the beginning of a sentence?
- Professor: ...now that's a dumb question.
100 facts
91. When I was 18, it was an election year. I was away at college during the elections. Instead of getting an absentee ballot which felt less official, my roommates and I all registered to vote in the town the college is in. We got to the polling place (the MPR) at 6:24 in the morning. We were numbers 3, 4, and 5 to vote that day. It was documented with photos…well, not in the actual polling place, but around it.
I’m the one on the left. It was very, very early, so I wasn’t exactly looking my best.
This was not only my first presidential election, it was the year Barack Obama was elected. I feel very proud to have taken part in such a historic election.
My college is very liberal, so I was pretty psyched for the giant afterparty celebration that took place on the quad when Obama was elected.
The No Seatbelt Song (Please Shut The Fuck Up)
Brand New
“the no seatbelt song (stfu version)” - brand new
PLEASE SHUT THE FUUUUUCK UP, i’m BEGGING you to fly this for me.
reblogging myself because this is a great post
There was no way in hell I couldn’t reblog this.
100 facts
92. I have an obsession with skateboarding. It’s one of those things I cannot do, but wish I could. I tried to ride one in Modell’s back in the day, fell, and knocked over an entire shelving unit. I wait for the summer X Games every year.
love all.
trust a few.
do wrong to none.
