i’m like but why aren’t i an olympian because i’m awesome okay and then i remembered i’m making cheesy garlic bread at 10 at night and abusing my stumbleupon toolbar.
I’m just saying, if Kristen Stewart’s life and career are ruined by this bizarre cheating scandal while Chris Brown continues to make money, we have failed as a society and everyone should feel deeply ashamed of themselves.
i just donated three bucks to the obama campaign - i’m up to my neck in student loan debt and i have no job, but. y’know, health care. and keeping loan rates from doubling. least i could do. but seriously, midnight is the deadline. if you can and like things like health care and freedom and apple pie, think about shooting obama a couple bucks.
I wish you hadn’t said that. Everything would have been cool if you hadn’t said...– Followed by: “I got a guy on my staff got hit in the head with a glass door Thursday. His forehead wouldn’t stop bleeding but he wouldn’t go to a doctor because I’ve got another guy got beat up covering Cairo, and the first guy would not see a doctor until the second guy saw a doctor. I’ve got a...
teenwolf: We are live giffing tonight’s episode of Teen Wolf with the intention of making you ugly cry. Sorry, in advance. this is the best official tumblr ever. THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING OUR LANGUAGE AND NOT PANDERING. IF YOU HAVE A TUMBLR YOU ARE TUMBLR. congrats on your faces, teen wolf tumblr operators. i respect you more
i just realized the best advice i can give my friend about college is “don’t mix flavored rum with orange juice, only soda” i mean yeah, its solid advice and i still can’t drink orange juice thanks to halloween weekend ‘11, but really? not “actually study because its worth it” or “always wear a shirt with cleavage when bringing your computer to the...
misterkevo: Jackson’s birthday is June 15, 1995. In the ‘Teen Wolf’ ‘verse, it is currently March 20, 2011. That means this boy, right here: is fifteen years old. FIFTEEN YEARS OLD, GUYS. but this is colton actually at fifteen, so:
i don’t always think my hair looks okay, but when i do, i’m delusional.
o just took my sleepy ddrugs and i am drunk but i am SO RPRPOUD OF IKE DAVIS MY BAYYBBEEEEEE THREE HOIME RUNS IN A SINGLE GAME OMHG MY BABY I LOVE YOU OKAY YES GOOD,
alli burps all the things.
glamaphonic: carabbit: waverlys: monica-geller: i cannot stop laughing because i was just talking today about how australia has only won 9 medals ever in our history of competing in the winter olympics and my dad just informed me that one of the medals was because in one skating competition all of the other competitors fell over right before the finish line so the australian who was coming...
Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question? How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin. (mimics rolling action)
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name "Rohw-ling", you have my permission to hit them over the head with -- not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely
wingaardiumlevi0sa: there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world. out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.