laterade:

almea:

So I was watching Brad’s tiny bit in iHire an Idiot. And a thought occurred to me; why on earth did he bring fudge with him to an interview about possible being their intern?

Then I realized that their in universe fans are probably well aware of how much Sam loves food.

Therefore! The reason Brad brought the fudge with him is because he had a massive crush on Sam. He’s just good at hiding it.

Your argument is invalid.

…DUDE I LOVE THIS. Plus uh who wouldn’t have a crush on Sam? She is fucking GORGEOUS. I don’t think it’s farfetched that he’d show up hoping to impress her with his fudge-making skills a little.

I’m going to take this as an opportunity to go on a wee iCarly tangent. So sometimes I wonder if, in the universe of the show, Sam isn’t supposed to be as attractive as Jennette is. Because, objectively, the girl is absolutely stunning. But no one ever seems to be into Sam. Is Sam not good looking in their universe? 

Everyone is always into Carly and Carly is always prettiest and best and all the boys love her etc etc etc. Is this because Sam doesn’t flirt, or is she truly not as pretty as Carly?

secret: I think Sam is prettier than Carly.

WEIRD TANGENT SORRY CONTINUE ON WITH THE STEALTH BRELANIE SHIPPING.


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  1. laterade reblogged this from almea and added:
    And she plays trombone. And speaks Italian.
  2. almea reblogged this from dearsheroozle and added:
    Here’s another one for both of them: The ability to looking freaking gorgeous no matter what they’re wearing.
  3. dearsheroozle reblogged this from almea and added:
    And I forgot acting. They can both act. Sam lies through her teeth, and lying takes acting skills.
  4. almea reblogged this from dearsheroozle and added:
    Add drawing and painting to that list. Which falls under things Sam can do but Jennette can’t.
  5. almea reblogged this from laterade and added:
    I just don’t see how there isn’t a single guy in the entire school, Freddie aside, who shows any interest in her. I...
  6. dearsheroozle reblogged this from laterade and added:
    Guise, our beautiful ships are beautiful. But seriously, how ridiculously talented is Sam, though? Really, this is...
  7. laterade reblogged this from almea and added:
    Oh it bugs me too. That’s why I have the headcanon I do. So that I’m not constantly raging about it internally. This...
  8. almea reblogged this from laterade and added:
    see where you’re coming from with all...and it has occurred
  9. laterade reblogged this from almea and added:
    My personal headcanon is just that everyone’s too scared of Sam to ask her out. I mean, she broke Gibby’s thumbs at one...
  10. almea reblogged this from duelingbanjos and added:
    Your tangent is pretty much exactly what I was going to reply with. The only times anyone has ever commented on Sam...
  11. duelingbanjos reblogged this from laterade and added:
    I’m going to take this as an opportunity to go...a wee iCarly tangent. So sometimes
  12. laterade reblogged this from almea and added:
    LOVE THIS. Plus uh who wouldn’t have...Sam? She is fucking GORGEOUS.
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