Hi, my name is Alli. I reject your reality and substitute my own. Twenty-two. NYC. Writer. Music enthusiast. I spent four years in college to join a dying profession. I constantly get stuck in things, stuck to things, stuck under, and stuck behind things. Everything important I know I learned from sitcoms. I ramble about all sorts of bullshit. Take what you want seriously
stop copying me cat. you cannot sit like a person.
get off of there cat. you can’t sit at the dinner table like people. you don’t even know how to hold a fork.
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what are you up to cat.
THESE WILL NEVER NOT BE HILARIOUS.
get out of there cat. you are a cat, not food for me to snack on.
